HOMESTEAD HIGH HOMEWORK

 

 

The really hilarious thing about this week's comic is that it's based on a real place.

 

Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Minors is in Homestead, Florida, and kids 13-17 are housed in the facility run for profit by a subsidiary of Caliburn International.  It's for children who applied for asylum in the U.S., but "unaccompanied" isn't always accurate, because that's the designation for children arriving without parents, but they may have arrived with adult siblings, other relatives or family friends.

 

 

Separate from Trump's monstrous family separation policy, this treatment of "unaccompanied" minors differs significantly from the treatment under Obama:  It apparently takes much more time to place the children out of facilities with sponsor families and relatives, and there are reports that the children are being used as "bait" for sponsor families and relatives to come to claim the children and then get deported.

There is no great solution for the humanitarian crisis in Central America, but I know that cruel and punitive deterrence policies deliberately inflicted on children can't be any part of the United States of America.

 

 

You can read more about Homestead here: NPR; Miami Herald; Concord Monitor; Berlin Consulting.

 

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Excerpted from this week's Inner Hive mailing

Can you spot the criminal danger: the footnotes

This week's comic has some statistics in it, and I thought I'd share the sources that I wrote about to the INNER HIVE on Monday.

 

Because the only the best comics have footnotes!

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"49 out of 50 extremist murders in 2018 were committed by domestic right-wing terrorists."
https://www.adl.org/murder-and-extremism-2018

OxyContin "promoted its use to doctors as safe and non-addictive, contributing to an addiction epidemic that now kills about 130 Americans every day."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2622774/

Undocumented immigrants are "convicted of crimes at a rate of about 0.75%"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/06/19/two-charts-demolish-the-notion-that-immigrants-here-illegally-commit-more-crime/

And Wikipedia lists 26 "key" members of Trump's 2016 campaign, five of which have now been indicted or pled guilty.
(George Papadopoulos was a Trump advisor who also pled guilty, but he isn't listed as a key member.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2016_presidential_campaign
https://www.businessinsider.com/who-has-been-charged-in-russia-investigation-mueller-trump-2017-12#rick-gates-one-of-manaforts-business-partners-6

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DECEMBER 2018 INNER HIVE DRIVE

If my print and web clients are the body of Tom the Dancing Bug, and my readers are its soul, the INNER HIVE is its lifeblood.

 

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GOCOMICS INTERVIEW

An interview I did with GoComics is now up on their blog.  Here.

I have a lot less control over what I write about than people would guess. I’m not talented enough to pick a subject or a target and then be sure I’ll come up with a great comic. Nor do I think of lots of comics ideas and then choose the best one. My process is that I stare at a blank piece of paper for a long time, or write very stupid things on it, and then, eventually, suddenly, one idea comes to me. One. And that’s the Tom the Dancing Bug for that week.

 

JEFF "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID" KINNEY ON THE EMU CLUB ADVENTURES! AND AN OFFER!

HEY, I'm floored by what Jeff Kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, has said about The EMU Club Adventures books, my chapter book series for ages 0-100 (but especially 6-12):

 

 

THE SIGNED/SKETCHED OFFER:

In celebration of Jeff Kinney's incredible endorsement, and in preparation for the upcoming holiday gift-giving season, for a limited time, I'm again offering copies of The EMU Club Adventures, Books 1 and 2, with a personalized signature and drawing in each.

 

SHARE THE JOY OF EMUS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES.

"There are tons of little mysteries all around us.  Sometimes if you look really, really closely at them, you find out some amazing, incredible things.  And you might just save the world."

-Stuart Tennemeier, President of The EMU Club

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AGAIN AND AGAIN

For some reason, I feel moved to put this back up on the blog.

I helped produce this back in 2013, after Sandy Hook.

Absolutely nothing has changed since then.

Nothing.

 

RICHARD SCARRY'S 21ST CENTURY BUSY TOWN JOBS

This week's comic, More Richard Scarry's 21st Century Busy Town Jobs, is making the rounds across the web and social media, so I thought I'd post the first comic I did in the format, from 2014.

 

These two comics have been among my most popular, which makes me happy because I really loved drawing them in Scarry's style.

 

 

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"YOUNG BRETT KAVANAUGH: THE YALE YEARS"

 

Normally, what is said to the INNER HIVE stays in the INNER HIVE.

But I thought I'd share some of the commentary about this week's comic, "Young Brett Kavanaugh: The Yale Years," that was included in yesterday's email to the group.

I'd always revered the movie Animal House, but it is now my theory that the movie played a tremendous role in creating the massive wave of toxic masculinity that started just after the movie came out.

 

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I think the idea of using Trump as the Devil and the Angel, both urging Kavanaugh to go ahead with his assault, really spoke to me.  This aspect didn't make it explicitly into the comic, and it will have to remain in the subtext, but it specifically came from this scene in National Lampoon's Animal House, in which Pinto's date has passed out from over-intoxication, and he's deciding whether to "go ahead." He later learns she's 13 years old.



I'm just a couple of years older than Kavanaugh, and I can't even begin to tell you the impact that Animal House had on our generation of boys.  It was so wildly successful, it invented an entire genre of movies: "teen comedies."  

But it was deeply misogynistic (and pretty racist too).  It created the role model archetype for young men across the country: the roguish, wisecracking, devil-may-care (literally), girl-chasing sociopath.

It reflected, and maybe even helped create, exactly the Ivy League sense of entitlement that boys like Kavanaugh and his buddies aspired to. (The movie is based on the experiences of one of the three screenwriters, who went to Dartmouth, and another screenwriter was a Harvard Lampoon writer who went on to co-found National Lampoon.)

The 1978 movie was set in 1962, and I think it was one of the first bellweathers for a national yearning to go back to the muscular, conservative era before the tumultuous, revolutionary late-sixties, early-seventies.  A yearning that would culminate with election of Ronald Reagan in 1980.

Boys and young men seemed to suddenly reject the sixties/seventies concern about war and the ecology and equal rights and racial justice, and wanted to just pursue their own individual, hedonistic impulses.  Frat culture boomed: Fraternities were on the death's door in the seventies, and there was an explosion in membership in the eighties.  

By the way, can you imagine a teen movie today set sixteen years ago, in 2002?  What would be the point?  When Animal House came out, "sixteen years ago" was another historical era, an entirely different culture, hair styles, clothes, attitudes.  Is there any discernible difference between today and 2002?

Anyway, I loved the movie.  LOVED IT.  The fact that it was "mean" made it all the more transgressively funny to me.  Despite the fact that I now know it is morally abhorrent, and was a disastrous influence on a generation of young men, I still stand by much of its comedy genius.

But it did much to contribute to the culture of "toxic masculinity" that Kavanaugh and his buddies were clearly not only wallowing in, they happily bragged about it in their very public yearbooks.

 

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EXQUISITE CORPSES (It's a creative game)

I was happy to contribute an illustration to this fun book edited by Gavin Edwards, and I'll be at the NYC book release party tonight:  at the Armory in Brooklyn (67 Fourth Ave), 7 to 9 pm.  Come say hi if you can -- I'll be the guy in the yellow hat.

The Beautiful Book of Exquisite Corpses.