Nemo: Heart of Ice
By Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill
56 7x10-inch pages, color
2013 Top Shelf
hardcover
$14.95
Nemo: The Roses of Berlin
By Moore and O”Neill
56 7x10-inch pages, color
2014 Top Shelf
hardcover
$14.95
Two more volumes in what is becoming an increasingly tiresome series under the heading of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Moore’s playground for toying with the characters created by someone else, thereby hitchhiking on others’ creativity. In the first of the line, the characters were those who appeared in some classic late 19th century adventure books. In the latest books, however, all of those heroes are dead, and the poached characters are borrowed from early 20th century British boys’ books (Moore is a Brit) and allusions (if any) to their exploits elsewhere are lost entirely upon an American readership.
No matter: Moore has never made much use of his petty theft. It seems to me that if you’re going to import into your work a character from another enterprise, that character should contribute to your story something he and only he is capable of — much in the fashion of superhero teams where the Human Torch, say, rescues his cohorts from a flood by burning up all the water. Moore has never done anything of the kind, as far as I know, and so his appropriations are meaningless. They perhaps stimulate his creative juices but none of the rest of us are much engaged. In playing with others’ characters, Moore has wound up playing with himself — much to the bemused alarm of a mildly shocked audience. (Well, you must decipher the double entendre, kimo sabe.)
In Heart of Ice, the pirate daughter of the Nautilis’s Captain Nemo, Janni Dakkar, steals some valuables from the African Queen, Ayesha (from H. Rider Haggard’s renowned She), thereby incurring the wrath of publishing mogul Kane (from Orson Wells’ movie “Citizen Kane”). Then Dakkar decides to give up pirating and take up exploring, heading off in the Nautilis to the Antarctica, the scene of her father’s only failure in this sort of endeavor. Kane sends some henchmen (Reade and Styles, from British boys’ books) after Dakkar, and a chase across the frozen wastes ensues. Several are killed in what some more acute observer than I calls an H.P. Lovecraftian climax.
Several pages are devoted to gigantic pictures of monsters or monstrous landscapes in O’Neill’s usual angular, pointy style, which, modestly capable of portraying people and the ordinary accouterments of life, is ill-suited to depicting unfamiliar scenes or alien beings. The pages devoted to this excess are therefore wasted because they are nearly incomprehensible. They serve the narrative only as a sort of crescendo punctuation mark every so often. In color and space, they are the equivalent of an explosion on a movie screen — all sound and light, proclaiming excitement whether justified or not.
The same meaningless extravagance is indulged in Roses of Berlin, Heart’s sequel (and the second volume in a trilogy). The initiating event occurs when Dakkar learns that her daughter, Hira, and her husband, the aerial warlord Jean Robur, have been captured and are being held prisoner in Berlin. Accompanied by her aging lover (or, perhaps, husband?), Broad Arrow Jack, Dakkar dashes off to the German capital, entering through a figurative back door—only to fall into the hands of Werner Mabuse, one of the country’s fabled “Twilight Heroes,” who, after telling them that Hira is dead, helps them find Ayesha, who now reigns over some mysterious abcess in the mechanical nightmare that is the city under the 1941 deranged rule of the dictator Adenoid Hynkel. Jack attacks Ayesha and tries to kill her with his bare hands only to have his skull split by one of the robots that attend the African Queen.
Much of the motivation undergirding this proceeding is willfully obscured by Moore’s fatuous affront to his readers: whenever the Germans appear, they talk German, rendering their thoughts and plans and maneuvers unintelligible to us all. But perhaps it doesn’t matter: odious as this authorial affectation is, even if we knew what they were saying, it probably wouldn’t help us much in understanding anything beyond the lunging action of the storyline.
After rescuing Robur, Dakkar engages Ayesha in a duel with swords, which ends when Dakkar cuts off Ayesha’s head. The duel, which goes on for five pages, forfeits every shred of threat and danger by the prurient visual maneuver of having Ayesha’s costume during her exertions slip slowly down her front, finally exposing the nipples on her breasts.
Titillated (you should pardon the expression), our prurient interest holds us in thrall, a distraction that undermines whatever suspense usually attends a fight between two opponents. Sigh.
Then Hira shows up, not dead after all.
Moore has legions of fans, and they will all doubtless feast upon these books — and upon the concluding chapter in the trilogy, River of Ghosts. But I, obviously, am not one of their number, and after the vacuous action of these two books, I don’t think I’ll be cruising down any rivers, however wraithlike they may be.