Oh, my goshness! It's a bloodthirsty demon with poor taste in headwear come to devour us all! Make peace with your respective deity and say your goodbyes for tonight we die!
Ha. Sorry, I did that. I hope I didn't scare you too much. I just know how hard it is to get your attention. I want to take a moment to talk about something that matters, but first let me ask you an important question. Aren't you tired of bowing down before the tyranny of inferior hosiery?
What if I could release you from those cotton and arcylic bonds?
Because I've just been introduced to a new type of sock. A sock made for the bumping and grinding of the 21st Century. A sock designed for performance, whether it's in the boardroom or the bedroom. That sock, friends, is Toby Robot Satan sock. Made from a space-age polymer, Tony Robot Satan sock stands for everything that's right in this world: support, comfort and tingling your calves.
I suggest, nay I demand, you get your Toby Robot Satan sock today. I did. *And I've never been happier. Shop here now
-JG
* Not true, I met Alfons Ribeiro once and that's still #1. Sorry for deceiving you.