Dean Doozie may have missed 11:11 on 11/11/11 by a mere three minutes, but we're taking care to make sure this post goes out at exactly 11:11 a.m.. This is truly a momentous occasion that most of us will probably not memorialize in any special way, although I have heard rumors of giant pagan bonfires planned for 11:11 p.m. in the hills outside of Kansas City. Should be fun. Speaking of time, check out this "Pepe en espanol" below.
According to my calculations, his poor son has been hiding in the bushes for just over 6 hours. Harsh.