PRODUCT PLACEMENT AUCTION
Attention Advertisers, Marketers and Promoters of All Types:
Imagine your product featured in an authentic “alternative” comic strip that is read by the most desirable demographics: educated young professionals; sophisticated internet users; upwardly mobile newspaper readers; and discerning australopithecine enthusiasts.
Your product will be featured not in an ad, to which these groups are notoriously resistant, but within the artistic framework of the comic strip itself!
The fantastically popular “Tom the Dancing Bug” comic strip is auctioning off a product placement. The highest bidder will have the product of its choice unobtrusively yet noticeably placed in an upcoming “Super-Fun-Pak Comix” installment of the comic strip.
Participants may place their bids by emailing the following information to email@example.com : Name, E-mail address, Corporation or Business Concern, Product, and Bid (in US dollars). Upon conclusion of the Auction, the winner will be notified by e-mail, and must make payment, by Paypal, within 24 hours.
Quaternary Features reserves the right to reject any bid that it, in its sole and absolute discretion, determines to be unsuitable for any reason, including but not limited to concerns of propriety and good taste. The winner shall be determined by Quaternary Features in its sole and absolute discretion. The manner in which the winning product is pictured, named or otherwise referred to in the comic strip shall be determined in the sole and absolute discretion of Quaternary Features. Proceeds will be donated by Quaternary Features to The Committee To Protect Journalists.
Bidding starts now.