An admirable first issue must, above all else, contain such matter as will compel a reader to buy the second issue. At the same time, while provoking curiosity through mysteriousness, a good first issue must avoid being so mysterious as to be cryptic or incomprehensible. And, thirdly, it should introduce the title’s principals, preferably in a way that makes us care about them. Fourth, a first issue should include a complete “episode”—that is, something should happen, a crisis of some kind, which is resolved by the end of the issue, without, at the same time, detracting from the cliffhanger aspect of the effort that will compel us to buy the next issue.
You may have already seen NBC’s new superhero series, “The Cape,” about a framed cop who fights crime by donning an empowering cape. Entertainment Weekly’s Ken Tucker says the show is “steeped in comic-book lore ... [and] melodramatic, sure, but its sincerity takes it far: I felt a kid’s thrill when the Cape sewed his own mask and tied it on for the first time. It’s probably doomed to cult status, but ‘The Cape’ is primal fun.” Well, maybe. But after seeing the first episode, I’ve given up: I can believe a man can fly, but I can’t believe a cape can be made to do the things we see therein. The formula for “The Cape” mixes a little Doc Savage in with leftover Batman plus a villain or so from Spider-Man. Mixed greens at best. 
But IDW’s comic book of the same title is not much fun at all in its debut issue. Eric, the narrator, and his friend Nicky play superheroes as kids, and Eric has a cape his mother made him. One day while poised for flight from a tree limb high off the ground, Eric falls and is badly injured. Forty staples to his skull, shunt in his brain and half-a-dozen follow-up surgeries keep him in and out of hospitals for the next ten years, and he still has headaches. He reacts by becoming a complete slacker and a drunk, alienating his girlfriend, who apparently loves him even though he is, to all intents and purposes, worthless. She finally leaves him. And he sulks and drinks some more.
One night, finding the cape of his youth, he wraps it around himself. He is astonished to find that he levitates. He flies. He goes to find his former girlfriend, who confesses she still loves him, and he takes her on a flight. Then, high up in the air, he toys with her: referring to her having “dropped” him, he drops her, and she lands in a concrete fountain, sans water. Smashed to pieces, no doubt. Hovering over her unconscious body, Eric vaunts his prowess: someone has to be the bad guy, he says.
And that’s bad enough for me. The first issue contains two complete episodes — Eric’s accident and his dropping his girlfriend. But Eric is such a thoroughly reprehensible character, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to continue reading this tripe. Zach Howard’s drawing is slick and attractive, and his storytelling skills highly accomplished. But Jason Ciaramella’s hero is so unlikeable that no amount of good artwork can rescue the title.
Could be that the first issue will turn out to be all a dream, I suppose. But I’m not sure I care enough about that to buy the awakening second issue.