And even more JGCS Noms -- WT DUCK!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, WT Duck (aka What the Duck). 

I thought this one would resonate with you cartoonists out there as it refers to missing deadlines. I hope you'll take note. I didn't want to have to use such a sordid tactic as to call you out here in public. But seriously, it's gone too far. When you miss deadlines you put us in an awkward situation. Do you think I like signing you up for telemarketing lists? Of course not, but it's the only way to get it through that thick gorgeous skull of yours that we need the comics on time! Thank you.

-JG