During our move last fall, I found this old UPS brochure from 1983.
Before I saw this, I had no idea we syndicated a Richard Simmons column ... and to my surprise, the column isn't just about wearing shorts that are too small for you and how to execute a perm at home that looks great and won't hurt you too badly in the pocketbook.
And BTW, where does Richard keeps his pocketbook?
Probably taped to his inner thigh.
*shudder*
The real question: where does he keep his perm rollers?
Posted by: Lucas Turnbloom | 01/30/2009 at 02:17 PM