Sometimes, people steal pens. It's not cool, it's not a joke - it's an office prank that can haunt you long after the ink has gone dry.
While I try to cope with the loss of Little Scribbly, please enjoy these comics.
Imagine, if you can, a lost pen montage. Perhaps a close shot of a hand clutching a blue ballpoint pen.
Soft harp music plays in the background as notes are taken.
Blaring brass heralds the fall and eventual doom of Little Scribbly. The pen falls, in slow motion, onto the floor. Something obscures the camera for a moment! The pen is now gone.
Welcome. I, and I alone, go through the day's comics and pick what I think are the three funniest strips, all in the pursuit of making things easier for you. Unfortunately, they're ultimately what are funny to me. Suckers!
Maybe you won't agree with me, maybe you'll think that my sense of humor is either non-existant or offensive, but maybe, just maybe, you'll giggle.
If this were a restaurant menu, perhaps today's specials would be described as "jubilant," "saucy," or "bewildering."
Oh, snap.
